ALL ENDINGS ARE ALSO BEGINNINGS: thebooker: Me: I’m on a book buying banBook bloggers: Wow you have to...
Me: I’m on a book buying ban
Book bloggers: Wow you have to read this book because it’s just so awesome and like the best book I’ve ever read and asdasfhdfjd if you don’t read it you’ll die
Bookstores: Let’s just shelf all the awesome books right inside the doorway so you just…
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD