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30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
Day 5: A brotp you like from the show → Nick & Schmidt
“The ice in my glass represents the tears from my eyes. I love you, dawg! Nick Miller, Nick Miller. Yo, streets of Chicago. Rough and tumble love. You my heart!”
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i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
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(Source: lindseymariepatkos, via winterobsession)
ALL ENDINGS ARE ALSO BEGINNINGS: thebooker: Me: I’m on a book buying banBook bloggers: Wow you have to...
Me: I’m on a book buying ban
Book bloggers: Wow you have to read this book because it’s just so awesome and like the best book I’ve ever read and asdasfhdfjd if you don’t read it you’ll die
Bookstores: Let’s just shelf all the awesome books right inside the doorway so you just…
(via girlthatreads)
A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it
(via tardisheart)
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
(via pizza)
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
omg the way that last baby hops!
THE LAST CAT IS SO CONFUSED IT IS ACTUALLY ME LOOK AT THAT FACE.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)
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my grandpa lost his glasses today
how eyeronic
i love eye humor
20/20 would recommend
i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me
update: he gave me $20 for finding them
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